Máshon (2024–) 59% 15★

– I've always wanted to go to New York City. Have you ever been to Central Perk?
– Yeah, everyone's been to Central Park.
– No, Central Perk. The café from a show, „Friends”.
– I think that was filmed in Burbank on a sound stage.
– So it's not real?
– Most things in Hollywood aren't.

– Uh, Philip?
– Yeah?
– Who…Who is this in this drawing?
– Oh, that's Jesus.
– Jesus? Why are you drawing Jesus? I don't want you to draw him anymore, okay?
– All right, Mom.

– What is it? What happened?
…
– My neighbor. It's my neighbor. They found him in his apartment. He's dead.
– Oh, thank God.

– Grandma, what are you doing?
– I told you to wash your clothes. Why didn't you do it? Stinky!
– Don't smell my underwear, that's gross!
– You're my granddaughter. Nothing about you is gross to me!

– Who puts seafood on a pizza and thinks it tastes good?
– So gross.

– Ma… actually…I just feel so alone.
– We're all alone. It'll pass.
– But what if I don't want it to pass?
– Why not? Once it's passed, it's in the past.
– What if I want better? What if I want…
– Stop thinking so much. Just go to sleep. You'll feel better in the morning.
– Goodnight, then.
– Goodnight.

– Oh, when you do come, it sounds like a bleating goat.
– Your ass sags like my grandfather's, and he's 85. He's had two strokes and a heart attack.
– Your breath smells like a dying animal.

– God, is that Harpreet? Eight years of ballet lessons, and look at her, she still walks like the Hulk… Hello, Harpreet.
– Hi, Mom.

– Do you guys like Hong Kong?
– Yeah. I miss home sometimes, but, you know, we live at the Peak. Spectacular views.
…
– Highest concentration of bald white men driving convertibles I have ever seen.