– I'm, uh, Richard.
– I know. It's on your chest.
– Oh. Right. And yet, uh, here you are, nameless and shrouded in mystery. Seems unfair.
– „Oh, what's in a name, really? That which we call a rose by any other name.”
– Oh, great! Another bardolater. So, uh, what's your thesis about? Um… No! Don't tell me. Let me guess. Okay.
– Okay.
– Uh… it's probably something controversial.
– Probably.
– Yeah. Okay, „Cross Gender Interference in A Midsummer Night's Dream.” Boom.
– Close. „Memory Reconsolidation Through Accelerated Resolution Therapy.”
– Oh. One of the Bard's lesser known works.