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What's an anti-vaxxer? Oh, that's the name we gave to all the people that died. That will split a crowd… between fans of science and Facebook.
Why do human beings blame our weird behavior on animals? You know the phrase „catfish”? Someone goes online, pretends to be someone else. Catfish don't do that. They're not in the sea, „show us your tits, I'm a dolphin.”
Do you know who I blame? Gwyneth Paltrow. For the last five years, she' just appearing, telling you what to do with your bits. „Rub it with sage. Teach it Spanish. Put an egg up there, you'll feel more feminine.” You won't! You'll feel like a chicken!
It's funny 'cause not everyone's keen on laughter. The professionally upset have started coming.
[…] laughter is the lubricant that makes life livable. […] And little tiny moments where you provide a laugh for someone else, they are fucking vital.
It's really strange, isn't it? When everything is taken from you, how little things are exciting.
