John Mulaney: New in Town (2012) 94% 5★

I think I was supposed to be gay. I think like in heaven they built like three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch and they just sent me out, and it was like „You marked that one gay, right?” and it was like „Oh no, was I supposed to?” and they were like „Oh, man, this will be a very interesting person.”

I know it's kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out 17 years ago. But I wasn't a comedian back then, so I have to do it now.

That is a stupid movie title. Lost in New York? The streets are numbered!

I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die.