Legújabb stand-up különkiadásában Jason Leong, az egykori orvos megosztja az öregedéssel kapcsolatos diagnózisait, a középkorú kerékpárosok abszurditását és még sok mást.
(forrás: Netflix)
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– Every time a politician says something stupid in Malaysia, Malaysians will go on social media and say, Oh my God, Jason, how you gonna make money as a comedian? Our politicians are funnier than comedians! How are you going to make money? They are so much funnier than you, Jason. Our politicians are funnier than comedians. And I hate that comparison, okay? Stop comparing comedians to politicians. We are very different, okay? Comedians like me, we think before we speak. Different. It's true! We comedians, we work really hard, okay? Comedians like me, we have punchlines. Malaysian politicians have a line of people waiting to punch them. It's very different. But, yes, Malaysia is going through a lot of shit. A lot of racism, a lot of corruption. Our future never looked so bleak. But don't despair. Do not be afraid, my fellow Malaysians. Because soon, Malaysia will have the world's second-tallest tower! That's right! Yes. That will solve all our problems. I didn't know that Malaysia's biggest problem was a lack of towers. And the… This is true, right? The architects of the tower say that they modeled the tower after the iconic photo of Tunku Abdul Rahman, our founding father's famous pose, when he posed like this, when he declared the independence of Malaya, right? So, they modeled the tower after this, okay? But if you look really closely at the tower, it's not modeled after Tunku Abdul Rahman's famous pose. It's modeled after Malaysian politicians giving Malaysia the middle finger.
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– And all our friends with children, they were very smug, patronizing, and condescending. They all told us the same thing, said, „Hey, Jason, have a child! Have a child, Jason! Once you have a child, your life will be so meaningful. Have a child! When you have a child, the bond between you and your wife is so much stronger. Have a child! When you have a child, there'll always be a rainbow above your house. Have a child! When you have a child, you will always find parking. Have a child!” And true enough, right, when I announced on Facebook that my wife and I, we were expecting a baby, all those same assholes, privately message me on Facebook, „Haha, Jason, you will never sleep again!”…
…And I know that the only people on planet Earth who truly, genuinely want
to have two children are those with three children.
