The Most Popular Girls in School (2012–) 86% 8★

– Hey, Bridget. Um, how's it going?
– Well, I'm twenty seven and I'm still living with my parents in Overland Park. I have an art history degree from night school. My cat just died. I've lost 25% control of my sphincter muscles. I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat. I drive a ’91 Dodge Neon. I have ovarian cysts. Sometimes I pee the bed still. I have alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48-year-old manager at Pizza Street. PS, he only has one ball. So I guess… Better than you.

Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. You. Were supposed to be watching the door. Ashley Katchadourian. Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchadourian? These are a little girl’s arms. A little girl with dreams, with legs, with a head. She’s a pencil. She’s a swizzle stick! You can use her as a pool noodle! And now I’m holding up her arms! I’m holding them because you didn’t watch the door. A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchadourian. A girl lost her fucking arms. Do you not know what has transpired while you were in Pearl Harbor? Seeing a fucking Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh my god. How could you do this to us? You literally bombed us! Like the Japanese you are. And me. I’m Ben Affleck. I’m Ben Affleck, and I’m holding two fucking girl’s arms. And you’re Cuba Gooding Jr., disappointing everybody. Live with that!

Mackenzie: Deandra, are you aware that we have cheer practice in fifteen minutes?
Deandra: Yeah, I'm not going to that.
Trisha: Oh my God, are you dying?!