Shatranj Ke Khilari (1977) 80% 1★

– Nothing but poetry and music should bring tears to a man's eyes.

– What kind of talk is that, my queen? I have left my game incomplete…
– May fire consume this game. This accursed game is a game of fools.
– Now, my queen, this is such a wonderful game. Do you know, this is a Hindustani game and…is now played across the world.
– The whole world is a fool.

If we can't cope with our wives, how can we cope with the British army?