Idézetek 11
Hetty: You need to go for what you want. You only have one afterlife. Do not sacrifice your shot.
Isaac: Please tell me you’re not quoting that musical Hamilton. Incorrectly, I might add
Thor: Thor take two therapy sessions in four years. Thor very evolved.
Sass: Come on. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on.
Hatty: What are you doing?
Sass: Oh, I'm waiting to see if that branch with the crack falls.
Hatty: How long have you been waiting?
Sass: Mm, 23 years, but I think today's the day.
Hatty: Nothing prepares one for the sheer boredom of endless purgatory.
Sass: We could start a rumor.
Hatty: Ooh, we haven't started a rumor in a while. Mm. Can it be devastating?
Sass: Oh, absolutely. Mm. But who should it be about?
Pete: Hey, guys. I just got back from an epic trip. I went to „Buda-pesht.” You may know it as „Buda-pest,” but in „Buda-pesht” it's „Buda-pesht.” And it was the Buda-best.
Sass: Uh-huh.
Pete: Can't wait to tell Donna all about it. I'm gonna see her next week.
Hatty: Right, Donna, your island paramour.
Pete: Man, this new power has really opened things up for me. I never realized how bored I was just sitting there for 40 years, yeesh. Anyway, nice to see you guys. Good to be back. Good luck with your, uh, branch there, Sass. Today could be the day. Let me know what happens.
Sass: Ah. Random thought, but, uh, what if we made the rumor about Pete?
Hatty: Let's make it a doozy.
Lap dancer: ( Australian accent ): So, you want me to dance for this empty chair?
Sam: Yeah, but if you could pretend that there's somebody in it?
Lap dancer: Right.
Sam: See, the thing is…
Lap dancer: You don't have to explain. That's what the money's for.
Trevor: Hey, don't „tee-hee” at him. That's Isaac's stripper.
Isaac: It's fine. This is all rather silly, to be honest.
( „Candy Shop” by 50 Cent playing )
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ So seductive ♪
♪ I take you to the candy shop ♪
♪ I let you lick the lollipop… ♪
Thor: This supposed to be some sort of peak male specimen? I mean, he's okay, but… Oh, my gods.
Lap dancer: What are all of those?
Trevor: I had those [6-packs] the summer I caught mono. Oh, if only I could have died then.
Lap dancer: That is a cute stuffie.
Sam: Oh, uh, yeah, some kid left their T-rex here.
Lap dancer: Actually, that's not a T-rex. That's a Dilophosaurus.
Sam: Uh, a what?
Lap dancer: A Dilophosaurus. It was a fast-moving carnivore that roamed during the early Jurassic period.
Pete: He knows about dinosaurs? It's like that movie Weird Science. This guy was made in a lab for Isaac.
Isaac: Um, Samantha, could you ask him to roar like a Dilophosaurus? It's my party, and I'm the bachelor.
Sam: Would you maybe roar like a Dilophosaurus?
Lap dancer: Actually, uh… we don't really know if Dilophosauruses roared. Some scientists say it was more like a series of clicks, like… ( clicking tongue )
♪ Not in your hand, ha-ha I take you to the candy shop ♪
♪ I let you lick the lollipop… ♪
( continues clicking )
Isaac: I love lap dances!
♪ Keep goin' until you hit the spot. ♪
Sam: I think we should just insist that Saul jerks off onto someone else.
Jay: What?
Sam: That's what they call it when they move to another host.
Jay: Why not just say that?
Alberta: So, what's it like being attached to a person?
Saul: Oh, it's not bad. You see, Gene here's a dentist who likes to travel the world and take beautiful photographs. But of all the exotic locales I've been to, why, you're the most breathtaking sight I've ever seen.
Pete: Wow, are we in Nebraska? 'Cause that was corny.
Hatty: Just know when you're beat, Peter.
Pete: Look, the only s'more I'm interested in, is s'more integrity around here.
Sass: Ugh. You're so lame.
Sam: Fine. I guess we'll just have the most boring Halloween ever. Happy, Jay?
Jay: I won't be happy until this Halloween has passed and no one has died.
Pete: Love a man who sets a low bar. That's my guy.
Hetty: I used to always say you can never have too much morphine, but apparently, that is not correct.
Isaac: Hamilton cheated on his wife, and then he got extorted by his mistress. Not important, but funny.
